Bats? We don't need no stinking bats!

Seems bats have been a topic of conversation lately.

Which caused Grant to respond: "Not funny.... Sarah doesn't even know my name and I am viewed as a "drunk intern", not as a friend...... Dave our nights together drinking and dancing are over..... find someone else to make you feel young."

I had to moderate this little cat... I mean... bat fight: "Dude... I have no control over the misses. I'm very sorry. I'll try to have her edit the post.

Sarah... hon... this is a little awkward. Any chance you can edit the "drunk intern" reference to something a little more palatable? For example...

Dave brings home this kid named Grant. A dashing young lad, who may have had a bit too much to nip on this eve. Some may say he's two steps away from being a gutter smite, but Dave can see past all Grant's flaws and oddities. Dave considers Grant to be a chum. More than an acquaintance. Their souls have touched and revealed they are kindred spirits. Both good guys. Both a little oversized and scary to small children. In this they find comfort in each other's presence. For they know what it is like to be a gentle giant.

You know... something like that. Doesn't have to be word for word... but something like it. I'll give you some authors license."

Sarah's Response: "Is he really upset by this. My comment was harmless and funny. For someone as big as he is, he sure acts like a little girl."