"Wanna buy my house"

...said BK during my backswing at tee numero uno. The next few seconds went like this...

• What a %#@*! Ever heard of common courtesy? You don't talk during a backswing.
• Is that a jib since he knows Sarah wants to move?
• Wait... selling means he's moving ;-(
• Oh... he got a job & is moving back home
• This sucks
• Aim - concentrate - flub the shot anyway and watch it dribble 100 yards in front of me

My only concession is that I'll undoubtedly think of this while teeing off at other rounds of golf. That may actually help with the first hole jitters. Maybe.